"... Tuuuuuuurrrrrrrdy turdy turdy tuuurdy turd turd turdy." HA HA HA HA HA! This continued for at least 30 seconds and I proceeded to laugh for ten minutes. Oh my goodness, it was too funny. At one point Sean started laughing too and said "I love you turd."
None of this he remembered when I recounted the story to him in the morning. This is the best part of being married.
HAPPY TURDY DAY EVERYONE!