Have At It

This is what happens when you give a baby free reign of the rice cereal bowl:

Food everywhere but in his mouth.

I think Liam thinks he's in trouble. (how wrong he is, the boys are too perfect to ever be in trouble! Except when they're playing with electrical outlets...)

Me: I admit it, you are better than I am.

Liam: Then why are you smiling?

Me: Because I know something you don't know.

Liam: And what is that?

Me: I... am not left-handed!

Liam: You are amazing.

Me: I ought to be, after 20 years.

Liam: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.

Me: Tell me.

Liam: I'm not left-handed either.

Dash: Hear this now: I will always eat my cereal.

Sean: But how can you be sure?

Dash: This is good food, you think this happens every day?