Funny Kid Words

(a rainless rainbow!)

Liam: You're going to win, Dash, my brother!

Bathtime on dec 25

Liam: It's Christmas water!

Dash: When I'm a daddy and I'm skyping I will say where's Waldo in Hollywood. 

Sean: Is that what you'll say? I bet that might happen one day. When you're a daddy. 

Katie: Who will you skype? Daddy and I?

Dash: No I would skype everyone in the whole... wide world. ...Seven billion. [knowing nod]

Liam smiling broadly the entire monologue: we went to Karen new year! I danceded there! I crieded there!

Dash: Who sent us this Waldo book?!

Liam: Martin Handford sent it to us!

Liam [during prayer]: Bless the little little little little baby in mommy's tummy. 

Liam singing: Heavenly Father has a plan for me and you would even say it glows. 

Dash: I'm the fastest

Katie: You're the fastest doing what?

Dash: I'm the fastest at... Running!

Liam: But look how fast I run!

Dash: And look how fast I run

Liam: Maybe we're the same fastest!

Dash: Yes! We can hold hands!

Liam: Don't forget your picture, Liam. 

Sean: Woo, did someone toot? Dash did you toot?

Dash: No. 

Sean: Grey did you toot?

Grey: Uh uh. Dash.

Sean: What's your favorite shape?

Dash: Square

Grey: O

Liam: Dodecahedron

Noticing some stickers high on the wall

Sean: Did mommy put these up?

Liam: No

Sean: Who did?

Liam: ... Visitors...

Dash: We're puzzle makers! And heart breakers!

Liam: Mom look! It's very very giant! It's ginormous!

Grey: Ready... Go! [Run a few feet, repeat]

Sean: Katie, you are so pretty. You're the prettiest girl in the world. 

Dash: I'm a pretty boy! I'm the prettiest boy in the whole world. Because I can run super fast!

Dash: Mommy I have a great joke for you!

Katie: Ok let's hear it. 

Dash: What did the tomato say to the apple?

Katie: Oo what did he say

Dash: Hello!

Dash: I want to go to the... I want to go to the... Mommy, I want to go to the... I want to go to the... [x12]

Katie: Liam, can I give you a big big hug?

Liam gladly embraces. 

Katie: Oh I love you, can i hug you forever?

Liam: Haha, no mommy, I need to watch this video

Katie: Aw, I wanted to hug you forever!

Liam: But mommy I'll be with you forever!

Katie: You will? That makes me so happy!

Liam: Mmhmm! And you can hold my foot. 

Commenting on the stack of turtles in Yertle the turtle during a preschool lesson:

Liam: I think there's a thousand thousand!

Kyra: Or maybe one hundred!

Dash: maybe a thousand seven hundred!

Nathan: Or maybe... 17!

Grey: Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. 

Dash: Liam, can I hold your hand?

Liam: Yes, you may. 

Dash: *kiss* I love you Liam. 

Liam: *kiss* I love you Dash. *kiss* I love you Grey. 

Grey: No!

Repeating a silly knock knock joke:

Grey: knock knock, there, who, face monkey!

[Usually we say Kiss! Hug! before I leave his bed at night]

Katie: good night sweetie. 

Grey: Kiss! Hohg! Ha ha, hohg! Ha ha, hohg! Ha ha! 

Dash: Do you know what you earned? A tickle!

Dash, out of the blue: I see it! I see my skin!

Dash: Why are we going slow?

Katie: Do you see all the cars in front of us? It's hard to go fast if they're not going fast. 

Liam: IT'S A TRAFFIC JAM!

Liam: Grey, are you ready to roll and rock?

As reported by my parents

Grandpa: Look, a giant alligator!

One of the twins: That's not a real alligator. That was made of wood and paint. 

Grey: A mint?

Katie: Yep, that's a mint. 

Grey: Yeah. 

Katie: Yeah. 

Grey: Exactly. 

Liam: WATCH OUT FOR THAT... leaf. 

Liam: it's not a race but I want to be first!

Liam to grey: Can you get more?! My babe?!

Liam to me: He's my babe. 

Dash: Rusty the snowman had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it you would even say... He's from Jupiter. 

Liam: Happy Mother's Day!

Dash: Happy Mother's Day!

Grey: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Blow them out. [blows]

Grey squeezes his arms around me: Huuuuuuuu...(breathe)... huuuuuuu... (Breathe)... huuuuuuuug. 

Dash: Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. 

Katie: Yes dash, what do you need?

Dash: I just... I don't need anything, I was just telling you where I was. 

Liam looking at a two faced Lego man: Daddy, this is his face when he attacked the Death Star and this is his face when he attacked the Death Star and said "sigh."

Katie: Okay, go to the bathroom before going to the car.

Liam: Let's go together, Dash!

Dash instead closes the bathroom door before Liam. 

Liam cries: I wanted to go at the same time, mommy! I wanted to make an x!

Liam: Who painted this, mommy?

Katie: The van? I guess Honda did. 

Liam: No, it was Jesus! He made everything. 

Grey sings: a b c d f g, now I wonder what you are. 

Liam comes out of his room at bedtime: Daddy, I just needed to tell you that I need to go to sleep now. 

Grey pointed at his diaper: This is my poopoo balloon

Liam's prayer: Dear henly father, thank thee for Star Wars. In the name of Jesus Christ, amen

Grey in a serious whisper: Daddy. Daddy. I not grey. I boba fett. 

Grey: Baby in your tummy? 

Katie: That's right, grey, there's a baby inside!

Grey: Can I kiss your baby?

Katie: Of course!

Grey kisses my belly. 

Grey: Can I squish your baby?

Katie: Well, very very softly. 

Grey gently pinches my belly. 

Grey: Can I poke your baby?

Katie: Yes, softly. 

Grey gently pokes my belly. 

Katie: Hey grey, is this baby your baby sister?

Grey: Uuuuuuh nope!

Katie: Actually it is your baby sister!

Grey: Oh, yeah. 

Katie: She'll come out very soon. 

Grey: Your doctor poke you?

Katie: No, the baby will come out by herself, the doctor just helps. 

Grey: The doctor poke your pants?

Katie: Nope, the doctor just helps get the baby to come out of my body. 

Grey: Oh. Yeah.