Funny Funnies

Grey: They want me to say “Mommy” but I like to say “my Mommy”

Katie: I understand. They just think it’s funny because I’m their mom too. Am I Liam’s Mommy?

Grey: Yes.

Katie: Am I dash’s Mommy?

Grey: Yes. 

Katie: Am I wrens Mommy?

Grey: Yes. 

Katie: Hey, am I daddy’s mommy?

Grey: Yep!

Katie: Ha, no I’m not! I’m married to daddy. Do you know what that makes me? His w... w...

Grey: Woman!

Wren hugs and kisses her baby doll sweetly: I cook it. [sticks her in the oven]

Liam: Guess what? The second semester of the super bowl is Justin Timberlake!

Wren: There’s earth over there! It’s so cute!

Wren sings: Make me a, make me a ayeeva, ayeeva. 

Sean: Make me a, make me a believer, believer!

Wren: It’s not beleeva, ayeeva!

Dash to Wren: How you doing, my beautiful?

Sean’s singing. 

Wren raises a finger: No more. 

Points at Sean: You’re done. 

Wren sings: Boy you gotta carry that weight, carry that weight a long. 

Wren: Poopy time, sunset. The end. 

Wren: Nommy, where are we going?

Katie: We’re going to our friends house. 

Wren: For grey?

Katie: For everybody!

Wren: Liam and dash?

Katie: Yep

Wren: Liam dash grey?

Katie: Yes

Wren: And wren?

Katie: Mmhmm

Wren: Liam dash grey wren?

Katie: You got it. 

Wren: And mommy daddy?

Katie: Us too

Wren: Liam dash grey wren mommy daddy?

Katie: Yep! Everyone!

Sean: Would you guys want to be biathlon athletes? Where you ski and shoot?

Dash: I wouldn’t. I might shoot it the wrong way. Like at my face. 

Wren: THIS DIAPER IS CLEAN!

Sean: No, this diaper has pee in it. 

Wren: I LIKE PEE!

Sean: You like pee?

Wren: I HATE PEE!

Sean passes gas

Wren: You toot like Mommy!

Wren: You’re stinky. 

Sean: Please don’t say that. 

Wren: You’re stinky poopoo. 

Katie: That’s not nice to say to someone, please don’t. 

Wren, gesturing to herself, gentle voice with all sincerity: I poopy tonight. 

Pointing to a bar of laundry soap, Grey: Is that CHEESE?!

Eaaaaarly in the morning, Liam: Mom, you have to wake up, the birds are singing and it’s beautiful!

Grey swings around a bag like a lasso. 

Katie: Yee haw!

Grey: Yeehaw! I’m a... ty-er! I tie... blankets!

Dash: Don’t say miam, wren, it’s Liam. 

Wren: Miam!

Katie: La la la la Liam. 

Wren: La la la la miam!

Wren: Baa baa black sheep 

Have you any food?

Yes sir yes sir

Three next more

One for the monster

One for the day

One for the daddy

And one for the day

Baa baa BLACK SHEEP!

Grey: This sucker is gross. 

Katie: What does it taste like?

Grey: It tastes like toxic. 

After gently hugging his sick father, Liam announces: Barfer! We’ve got a barfer here!

Wren: Where are Mimi and pompa?

Katie: They’re in Europe!

Wren: Can I go to Throw Up?

Dash: How long did we work out?

Katie: You exercised about forty minutes. 

Dash: I made like a quarter pound of sweat. 

Music: Rah rah ah-ah-ah!

Ro mah ro-mah-mah

Wren: What is this?

Katie: It’s called Bad Romance. 

Wren: No, it’s baa baa black sheep have you any wool...

Katie: Are you ready to go to St. George?

Wren: Yeah let’s go see George!

Katie: I love you so much. 

Wren: No. Don’t say “I love you.” I will close the door and throw you away. Okay? I will throw you away. 

Sean: You guys are good climbers!

Wren: I’m not a climber! I’m a catpig! Meow pink. 

Wren: I not a girl, I'm a poopoo boy!

Grandma: How old are you?

Wren: Two. 

Grandma: Is it almost your birthday?

Wren: Yes!

Grandma: How old will you be?

Wren: Um, not two. 

Katie: Do you want to say goodbye to your friend?

Grey: Bye Abigail!

Wren: I want to say it too. Bye Alligator!

Grey: Harry Potter got that wand and Mouth Boy didn’t!

Katie: Mouth boy?

Dash: Yeah, it was Malfoy who didn’t. 

Liam takes a mouthful of ice

Grandpa: You should know that grey’s been putting that ice in his mouth and spitting it back in the cup. 

Liam: It wasn’t this one. 

Grandpa: How do you know?

Liam: It doesn’t smell like grey.

Grey: Wren, I defeated you!

Wren: Oh no, I got afeatadeaded. 

Katie: Do you have a dirty diaper?

Wren:... I don’t want to talk to you right now. 

Wren: You’re in my room. WHAT?!

Complaining about the sacrament

Wren: I don’t want to drink Jesus!

Dash: Mom! Come here! Syl is a fulcrum!

Katie: What?

Dash: Syl is a fulcrum! Come!

Katie comes around the corner to find Dash lying like a board while bobbing back and forth on top of Syl. 

Dash: Syl is the fulcrum and I’m the lever!

Wren: Grey got his sneeze in my nose!

Wren: I love you. 

Katie: I love you. 

Wren: I love you, too. 

Katie: I love you, too. 

Wren: I love your brain. 

Wren sings: Belis smelly-gah! I wanna miss you a merry Christmas!